A Rough Guide To small blokes with suitcases ,funny beards+ a flea in their ear .....

<div align="center"><a href="http://www.wurzeltod.ch/?p=583#comments"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#333333;"><em>[image:from]</em></span></a><br /><br /></div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UiBpiqe8wdo/SK02I6cQ1GI/AAAAAAAACf0/EDe44xwyLLQ/s1600-h/kidz.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236901468456408162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UiBpiqe8wdo/SK02I6cQ1GI/AAAAAAAACf0/EDe44xwyLLQ/s400/kidz.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="left"><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;color:#330099;"><strong><em>read the </em></strong></span><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7572477.stm"><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;color:#330099;"><strong><em>BBC story tonight:"Glitter Refused Honk Kong Entry</em></strong></span></a><span style="font-family:courier new;color:#666666;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:courier new;color:#330099;"><strong><em> "</em></strong></span><br /><a href="http://www.b3ta.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#666600;"><strong><em>"The Terminal" via b3ta</em></strong></span></a><br /></span></span><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UiBpiqe8wdo/SKx9kD9ahqI/AAAAAAAACfs/QFy1F3MZK-I/s1600-h/glitterterminal.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236698525216704162" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UiBpiqe8wdo/SKx9kD9ahqI/AAAAAAAACfs/QFy1F3MZK-I/s400/glitterterminal.jpg" border="0" /></a> GLAM rock paedophile<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Glitter"> <span style="font-size:85%;color:#000099;"><em>Gary Glitter</em></span></a> has refused to return to the United Kingdom, insisting British children are far too fat and ugly.<br />He failed to board his flight to the UK from Bangkok last night, claiming the average British 12 year-old now looks like a short, chubby version of <a href="http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/tvradio/slideshow/tv_fossils/img_4.jpg"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#3333ff;"><strong>Dot Cotton</strong></span></a>.<br />Recovering from a pretend heart attack, the former pop star said: "They're all so porky these days and I've never been a fan of love handles. They've got little fat hands, big puffy cheeks and terrible teeth."<br />Glitter blamed the government for allowing British children to get so 'woefully out of shape' and called for a ban on trans fats and extra investment to provide free swimming lessons at local authority leisure centres.<br />He added: "Trans fats can be found in thousands of processed foods, from sweets and biscuits to ready meals.<br />"They're used because they are cheap, add bulk to products, have a neutral flavour and give products a long shelf life.<br />"But they have no nutritional value and have been linked to high cholesterol, heart disease and making children distinctly unappealing."<br />Glitter insisted he would only return to the UK if he was allowed to run some kind of pre-teen health and fitness club.<br /><a href="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/british-children-too-ugly%2c-says-glitter--200808201188/"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#330099;"><em><strong>[from:]</strong></em></span></a> </div><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><em><strong>Thanks For The Good Wishes Regarding Our Cat Chaz.He Has Fleas Big Time ! Me + Chris took him to the vet's yesterday.He gave him a jab (anti-inflammatory)+ a Course of </strong><a href="http://www.leguidesante.co.uk/3A5/purchase/frontline-combo-pipettes/"><span style="color:#339999;"><strong>"FRONTLINE COMBO"</strong></span></a><strong> to kill the fleas on him and a big can of "VIRBAC" to kill the nest of fleas on the furniture.+carpets........Did you know that "Fleas Breed Faster Than Rabbits" to quote the Vet.</strong></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><em><strong>It's a Swings &amp; Roundabouts thing.....on the one hand, i have so many fleas in the mattress its been like sleeping on a water bed.On the other hand, If you spray enough </strong><a href="http://shopping.erol.co.uk/product/Virbac-Indorex-Flea-Spray-500ml.html"><strong><span style="color:#339999;">VIRBAC</span> </strong></a><strong>around the room you get a rather mellow high....................</strong></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><em><strong>I wonder if it works on Paedophiles too...........?</strong></em></span><br /><br /><br /><object height="300" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PAhu0suEHfU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PAhu0suEHfU&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="300"></embed></object>